Journey Into My World

Hi. I'm awkward. Love me.

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

anonymously-psychotic:

ivanuschka:

glasmond:



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I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD

I’M DYING

It’s back!

(via ratchetreese)

audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

(via headphonetelephone)

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

(via dontdenysquaredpi)

wholetjackdrive:

breakfastburritoe:

mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon

does that mean they’ll be the size of the moon

(via ratchetreese)

urlcritic:

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

(via dontdenysquaredpi)

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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(via headphonetelephone)

The Milk Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore by Tennessee Williams (via atmosthetic)

(Source: catharinethegreat, via wonderfullydope)

Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via headphonetelephone)

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