I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon
does that mean they’ll be the size of the moon
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?